Why not?

Posted: September 4, 2013 in Uncategorized
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Finish the sentence

The man was lying down and sweating bullets, but he still had to______________.

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  1. Mallary says:

    The man was lying down and sweating bullets, but he still had to…
    …come up with something clever to finish the prompt!

  2. balding2soon says:

    Tell his son that he LOVES him before he passes.
    I say this statement because I have just returned from the cardiologists office and found that on top of the fact that my heart rate drops into the 30’s when I sleep, My heart is only running at 45% which as the doctor put very rare for a man of 41 years old

    • I would assume the heart when were sleeping is just pumping blood without any real pressure or something, so 45% to me would seem normal. But then again I’m not a doctor, but i did stay at a Holiday Express last night 😀

  3. K Nero says:

    …put up a fight before someone threw another punch.

  4. The Wandering Poet says:

    Change the oil

  5. needed to remove his left hand with nothing but a rusty shovel.

  6. hakariconstant says:

    get out of bed to take a crap, because to quote Jurassic Park, “When you gotta go, you gotta go”, even if you risk becoming a human hotdog in a port-a-potty bun for a hungry T-Rex… or in the man’s case, risk waking up his scary wife in the bed beside him, who was as light a sleeper as she was quick to bite someone’s head off over the slightest inconvenience, like a T-Rex with PMS.

  7. Things I Think. says:

    Kill that goddamn chicken.

  8. jadedmess says:

    complete his last round of sit-ups. He had no motivation except the huge piece of cake that stared at him, looking tastier by the moment.

  9. Shan_Yue says:

    keep quiet. They were after him again, any sudden movements would give away his location.

  10. Loo-Kee hidden in the bushes at the end of the episode.

    Probably way before your time. 😉

  11. onlywithwords says:

    The man was lying down and seating bullets, but he still had to survive for his daughter.

  12. onlywithwords says:

    *sweating

  13. Liv Miles says:

    The man was lying down and sweating bullets, but he still had to get that lobster out of his heirloom grandfather clock.

  14. alisohani says:

    The man was lying down and sweating bullets, but he still had to puff that darn cigarette… some addictions get your injured, some get your killed… but this how he always wanted to live, knowing all the risks… and counting his escapes, the narrow ones indeed.

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